SOMEBODY SHOULD SEND STAR JONES A "LOVE MAKES YOU STUPID" T SHIRT

Give the Enquirer credit when it’s due- they reported about Star Jones kicking Al Reynolds out of the house early last February. Apparently she finally got sick of his golfing and working out at the gym while “not contributing financially to the household.” Although Star wouldn’t admit it, the abundant “Big Gay Al” rumors were tormenting her. Al is dropping hints about writing a book, so we’re thinking Star’s going to need an arsenal of legal skills to walk away from this corporately sponsored marriage intact. During her whirlwind courtship, Star should have listened to the advice that CJ of the Star Tribune in Minneapolis sent her: “A man who proposes so soon after meeting you doesn’t want you to know his real personality.”